Kristen
Stewart's STUPID cheating on Robert Patterson statement: "I'm deeply sorry for the
hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and
respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry,"
ME: Now that was stewpat, trampire!