Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.

I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.

Howard Sterning by Frankintosh December 9, 2012

Sterning 

A word to describe something that is tough or solid

This pipe is sterning solid, it will never break with this hammer.

Sterning by Axeman112 February 21, 2012

stearnsing out 

The act of leaving early(mainly being tired but any other reason works) from hanging out with friends even though they are having fun and it would be best if you stayed.

Alec, who was extremely tired, was stearnsing out so he could go home and get some sleep.

stearnsing out by stretchyyy January 10, 2012

Sterning 

To bullshit ones way out of any given situation -- were said person would be in trouble or under pressure -- without any prior preparation or knowledge of what said person may say in his/her plead.

I forgot to hand in this huge essay for my English course, so i told my teacher i put it on her desk and she believed me and gave me an A. I am totally "Sterning" my way out of this one.

Sterning by foooswagga 10 October 27, 2012

Stearnsin 

Multitasking while drunk and thinking your doing a good job but really your not, either to or almost at epic fail status the next day.

Person 1: Last night i had too much to drink so i was Stearnsin between my homework, facebook, ipod, and texting

Person 2: Oh so howd that turn out?

Person 1: Well while headbanging to my ipod i texted my gf telling her i could fuck her in half, but it sent to my mom, i put some pictures on facebook im not to proud off, and i wrote my 5 page spanish paper in englsh.

Stearnsin by ginganinja101 November 30, 2011