Steining 

or Frankensteining

The act of being so fucked up that you cant move.

"Dude im steining hard right now, im fucked up."

Steining by TFTH April 3, 2010

Stelling

To keep a friend informed of vital sports scores/incidents via text messages while they are otherwise engaged. E.g. at a wedding, abroad or on a shopping trip with their partner.

Named for Jeff Stelling, presenter on Sky Sports, who gives out live scores and incidents during Saturday's programme of football.

I'm on the beach in Barbados, can you Stelling me the Liverpool game?

Stelling by Realrui April 21, 2008

Howard Sterning

Playing with your penis while performing a task at the workplace.

I caught Ben Howard Sterning the other day while he was editing his draft.

Howard Sterning by Frankintosh December 9, 2012

stelling

The absolute best brand of banjos on earth.

Stelling Banjos = SEX

stelling by Bluegrass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2008

Sterning 

A word to describe something that is tough or solid

This pipe is sterning solid, it will never break with this hammer.

Sterning by Axeman112 February 21, 2012

stenling

An abnormally long and thin penis that resembles a rod which is long in length but has a very small circumferance.

Richard can't satisfy his wife because he has a stenling.

stenling by Appocolyptik December 13, 2006

Steening 

1.Physically moving slowly, lazily without realizing its happening and, in fact believing the opposite.

2. Believing one's actions to be achieving more while in reality accomplishing very little.

Went steening today! Woke up at 1:00 PM, ate chipotle and hit the gym for three hours. I took my mass gainer and then made my way slowly around the gym talking to any big meet head i could find about gains... Did tons of high weight sets of bench press and biceps curls with tons of rest in between. Solid workout

Steening by schwimjob January 18, 2015