STD
Sexually Transmitted Disease, becoming increasingly known as a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Contracted through contact of BLOOD, EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SALIVA, BREAST MILK, AND ANY OTHER BODILY FLUID. SKin to skin contact is not risky as long as there are no open sores present.
80% of women will have contracted the STD, HPV by the time they reach the age of 50.
by curls_1984 November 07, 2005
std
okay wow, yes STD means sexually transmitted disease but it in the bay, we do sometimes mean smoke thizz drink, therefore makin it STD.
joe: damn nigga, whatd you do at that party last night tho?
bob: deeeeeaaaamn, i STD'd!
by oh heyyyyyy October 21, 2007
std
Std = Standard, mostly for computer software.
Office 2003 STD version
by manosomba August 02, 2007
STD
STD-Severe Testicular Distress. Usually occurs when humidity and temperature are very high.
Zack: "Damn, all this hot weather is making my balls sticky and uncomfortable."
Jesse: "Sounds like you have a case of STD."
by 420Legend June 09, 2008
STD
Abbreviation for "standard"
I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...
by That Guy August 20, 2003
STD
It stands for:Super Terrific Date
Of course Bobby ive had tons of STDs!
by LGS March 16, 2007
suck that dick
i told her to s.t.d me
by h-town pimp July 16, 2003

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