acronym for Save The Drama. Used emphatically to show distaste for Drama--especially from unstable female friends.
female friend: "...blah blah blah and then she went over there and told him 'yadda yadda' and well i wasn't gonna stand for that and then blah blah blah..."

you: "S.T.D, honey. i don't wanna here it."
by t-style January 30, 2006

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std
Smirnoff Triple Distilled, the most commonly drank vodka in the world.
Dude, i just had two full glasses of std!!!
by koonce January 09, 2006

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std
What killed unprotected sex.
John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."
by CarlosX December 26, 2005

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STD
sexual technique disappointment
After Jon have sex with Tom, they both got STD, because they found out they should have sex with the oppose sex.
by aznfromhk December 20, 2005

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STD
'Story Teller's Discretion'.

This phrase indicates the Story Teller (or DM, or GM, depending on what game one is playing) decides to make reality shift in a particular way. Often-times done in order to make the story develop in a particular manner.
1. Upon reaching the anti-climactic 'Final Encounter' of a long and drawn out quest for the artifact needed to enter the Bastion of Broken souls (A fragment of the soul totem), Fighter: The human fighter rolled three natural twenties in a row, which resulted in the untimely (one-round-kill) demise of the fallen god.

However, in order to promote the challenge of this encounter, the DM decides to use an STD to allow a centuries old Contingency heal to revive the poor fellow, at full hitpoints, and rather angry at having been slain in such a way. Then a 'true' fight ensued.

2. Thor throwing his famed hammer Mjollnir(Molniya) at a Werewolf in D&D Edition 3.5, and deciding not to remove the 10 damage which would be removed, since the hammer isn't made of silver. This STD though perhaps un-needed (the werewolf would likely die from the modified damage) makes sense, since even though it's not a silver weapon perse; when Thor throws his hammer, he means business, and that 10 damage shouldn't be reduced because it's not made of silver.
by Crispy (LS) December 16, 2005

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STD
Sexually Transmitted Disease, becoming increasingly known as a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Contracted through contact of BLOOD, EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SALIVA, BREAST MILK, AND ANY OTHER BODILY FLUID. SKin to skin contact is not risky as long as there are no open sores present.
80% of women will have contracted the STD, HPV by the time they reach the age of 50.
by curls_1984 November 07, 2005

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STD
1-Acronym for Sexually Transmitted Disease, which is duh any disease you can get with any kind of sexual contact ie The Clap, Crabs

2-Ironically, could've been a group on WWE'S SmackDown! with Divas, Sable, Torrie Wilson, and Dawn Marie since their first initials spell that out
Ex1-Better wear condoms, you never what know STD you're gonna get.

Ex2-Imagine if Sable and Dawn Marie hadn't been fired and they and Torrie Wilson formed STD and said things on SmackDown! like "When you're lying in the middle of the ring and you feel that pain between your legs--you know you've just been infected by STD!"
by LoganLesnarMarvel August 13, 2005

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