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Stands for "Human immunodeficiency virus". contrary to some idiot's beliefs, it was not given to us by the homosexual community. It is believed to originated in Africa from a mutated form of a virus in a diseased monkey. We dont actually know how it came about. It is widely accepted that HIV causes AIDS (acquired immune deficiency syndrome) but becuase we cannot do experiments to prove this (due to morality issues) the African government can claim that there is no evidence supporting this hypothesis and does not have to supply medicine for its citizens.
"Yo my friend just found out that he has HIV, he's gonna try to keep it from becoming AIDS with medicine but the crap thing is that he got it from his girlfriend so they both have it"
by Toppy December 11, 2005
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HIV is a virus that attacks and destroys the bodies immune system resulting in AIDS. With care and treatment, the progression of HIV to AIDS can slow down. HIV can be transmitted through semen including precum, blood, breast milk, and vaginal fliuds. People now can live longer with HIV, it is no longer a death sentence. To prevent the spread of HIV, get tested, and use latex condoms, avoid sharing needles if you are an injection drug user.
HIV is a deadly virus that can be prevented when we be responsible
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Dude 1: Did u attend the HIV fundraising campaign last nite?
Dude 2: Dunno that mate! You kno, my best pal JW Bush's father when he was born decided he didn't want a kid. So, he injected him with the HIV virus. He was 9 years old with 11 months to live. He is a senior at my middle school 2day still alive and kicking. He lives just like a normal kid would. I want to support his cause and spread the word, Hope Is Vital, not the virus.
by Quan Cao Tien June 30, 2010
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An STD(Sexually transmitted disease) that most people get from having sexual interactions,IV drugs, and Needles.
Brian: What did you get for christmas joe?
Joe: I GOT THE HIV!
by Fuckthepainaway January 29, 2005
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HIV Aids is the deadly catch.
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A pathetic excuse for people to be utterly homophobic.
"Wanna know why I hate gay people? Coz they gave the world HIV" - Rightwing nut job.
by Dr.Slicer November 27, 2004
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Hangover induced vomiting, normally associated with AIDS (alcohol induced drippy shits)
Dude, I drank so much last night, I woke up this morning with a serious case of HIV. Oh no, here comes the AIDS....
by BobertShmobert November 22, 2010
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