STD
STD-Severe Testicular Distress. Usually occurs when humidity and temperature are very high.
Zack: "Damn, all this hot weather is making my balls sticky and uncomfortable."
Jesse: "Sounds like you have a case of STD."
by 420Legend June 09, 2008
STD
STD basically means, well...
Ooops!!!
Dave: Hey man I just fucked Shelley and now I'm gunna get an STD or something!!!

Max: Ooops!!!
by HoRnEySoYbEaN April 16, 2008
STD
stephanie tiger dick
shit son, that std is huge!
by pedrole March 15, 2008
STD
1.A very nasty deisese that you dont want!!!!!!
2.A newark taggin click made an originated in the bay with fresh young taggers.
1.Boy1:AYYYY ma hoe liets go throw up an STD over there!
Boy2:aight jus dnt get caught
by MA_HOE!!!! March 02, 2008
std
An abbreviation of STanDard. It appeared in Mega Man Battle Network and Star Force series.
Look, I got a STD chip Cannon!
by SandaimeSpaceMan February 15, 2008
STD
something the government made up so people wouldnt have sex
I just got injected with and std by the government to I can show up as an example for middle school children
by gjfiewhltgre February 14, 2008
STD
God's punishment for both women and men who are a slut. Yes, that is right guys can be sluts too.
Guy 1: Damn, it hurts when I pee.
Guy 2: Man, I think you got a STD.
Guy 1: No way, the women I was with last night said she was a virgin.
Guy 2: Dude that woman slept with almost every guy in town, I can not believe you fell for the old "I'm a virgin" trick.
Guy 1: Oh well thats what I get for being a slut.
by Johnny smith12 November 18, 2007

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