statusbaiter 

A person who intentionally publishes a vague status on Facebook or Twitter in a desperate attempt to solicit comments and responses. Could also be known as a "Twitterbaiter."

Status: "Jimmy A. wonders why he even bothers sometimes..."

Response 1: "me too, bro. life sux."
Response 2: "I keep tellin you give up on that chick."
Response 3: "Why bother with what? Is everything okay, Jimmy?"
Response 4: "Stop statusbaiting ya statusbaiter."

statusbaiter by contradictioneffect March 30, 2009

staturbated 

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.

I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.

staturbated by TheDaileyTrain February 4, 2016

Staturbate 

To become sexually aroused by ones score in a video game

I staturbated all over my laptop after a 33-0 game of valorant

Staturbate by Bill <3 Epstein July 24, 2020

Staturbater 

Someone who is sexually aroused by a video Game

Bily is a true staturbater

Staturbater by staturbater May 31, 2016

Statusbating 

The act of re-reading a status update feeling the need comment multiple times or show all your friends the update/comment at the most inopportune time possible to garner attention. This includes self-liking the status and/or any of your own comments.

Statusbating another person (sometimes referred to as maserbating. "Mutual Statusbating") results in multiple comments to the same update in a short interval.

Friend A:"Check out my buddies update. Tell me what you think"

update: Too lazy for a Note so here's the summary - Double Dare is great, Lucas is a terrible movie, commenting on snow is beyond lame, super soakers were a paradigm shift & Goldberg was the best pro wrestler ever.

Friend B: "I think you need to stop statusbating in public. It's just sad."

Statusbating by cege7480 February 23, 2011