statuary rape 

Engaging in non-consensual sexual interaction with inanimate objects, usually a statue.

Mark: "Dude, I totally just fondled the Lincoln Memorial!"
Chris: "Did he consent to it?"
Mark: "Of course not, he can't particularly object."
Chris: "Bro, you just committed statuary rape!"

statuary rape by HRH CTMC December 4, 2010

statuary rape 

The act of raping statue's

Hey did you see that huge penis statue over, there well don't take a selfie with it cause if caught you will get statuary rape charges

statuary rape by heather ovellette January 24, 2015