I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.

Stalagtits by stanny 29 August 9, 2008

Get merch

Protein Stalactite

n. refers to the mass of seminal fluid suspended from the gullet of a fellatio-performing sexual partner post ejaculation; may also refer to a drippy creampie.

When I was done with Harry's mom, she was left smiling, garnishing a protein stalactite.

Protein Stalactite by Captain Willie December 14, 2008

Get merch

cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

cum stalagtite by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

Get merch

stalactite labyrinth

1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

stalactite labyrinth by massivehorse April 27, 2008

Get merch