2 definitions by massivehorse

Top Definition
A man with a large or especially long penis.
"My girlfriend calls me 'The Great Column' because I have a massive horse cock."
by massivehorse April 27, 2008
1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).
1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"
by massivehorse April 27, 2008

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