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squouche 

stupid, queer, and douche in one word
n. That kid over there is a squouche.
squouche by olivepip January 7, 2009
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The position you make between a squat and a crouch.
She squouched over the McDonald's sweat tea cup to take a poo.
Squouch by CoNiGMa May 14, 2016
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squouching 

TO Squouch is to curl up into a small ball like a sneaky covenant elite.
Look at that guy that is squouching by the wall.
squouching by andy schultz May 4, 2005
this term applys when you get the very uncomfortable feeling during any time of the day and usually means you are in the presence of a complete bitch. it can also mean during some situtations vansih and/or fuck off
Jaol : the dude chad is a squdouche

Maia : Joal... whts a squdouche ?

Joal: idk but i think we need to bitch slap him
squdouche by psychotoxic June 10, 2011
Gangster, sometimes referred to as o.g. or original gangster
Used as a Noun, verb, adjective, and adverb
Be squouch about it. (Be gangster about it.) She is such a squouch. (She is such a gangster.) Beth and Kate are such squouches. (Beth and Kate are such gangsters.)
Squouch by Squouch January 25, 2017
When an animal had a very squishy and squishable face
“Wow look at that golden retriever hes a squoncher!”
Squoncher by DaniDeVito November 2, 2023

squoochee 

(v.) same as douche (the verb). it's ass-cleaning :) often with water!
"Felching session canceled because he don't wanna squoochee."
"Girl, ew... Get back on Grindr and find a new fling...."
squoochee by 4n41b34d51uv3r2004 February 23, 2025
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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