Squitter 

Slang from South West England, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. Usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. Using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery shit and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery shit of a person. In both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.

"Malcolm, you're nothing but a two-faced squitter!"

Squitter by AKACroatalin April 16, 2015

'squitos 

a short way of saying mosquitos

The 'squitos tonight were Bad!

'squitos by Starchylde July 14, 2015

SquidanticZ 

The most powerful, caring and fun antics between a super close set of friends.

The squid-eyes went out for a night of Squidanticz.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 20, 2021

SquidanticZ 

A group of really close friends, having a really good time together.

It was Bessie’s birthday so SquidanticZ were a must.

SquidanticZ by Sb5 Squid April 17, 2021

The Squits

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.

Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.

If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.

Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?

Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.

Man: Ew.

The Squits by tonymcguff May 14, 2010

Squitarted 

When you're so retarted, that you're IQ is that of a squid.

Did you hear what Johnny said yesterday?
Yeah, it was so squitarted.

She was so squitarted cause she wanted to play the mayonaise for her school band.

Squitarted by SquitartedSyd December 31, 2018

Squintasaurus 

a very rare and unknown dinosaur that was discovered in 2021 by Will Coleman

Aye! Aye! There blows a Squintasaurus!

Squintasaurus by The_Bone June 25, 2021