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Squifter; Very rare in america today. A squifter is a very small high-pitched, but long and squeaky, fart than only girls with small bodies and tight tight asses can emit. In today's large assed booty fascinated culture, most women are too heavy by the age of twelve, to be able to produce a quality squifter. Heaver woman are capable of emitting "hissers, gulliens, and rastallions...but not squifters.
I could not believe Marie, she was so small and pretty, her perfectly formed ass would have fit into a baby's booster seat! As she sat beside me and chatted with the couple accross from us I suddenly heard a long high pitched squeak, just like a mouse in destress! I was so excited...an actual squifter! My mother told me "If a girl can produce a squifter, she will always be pretty and nice...you marry a girl who can squif son!
Squiflop
Squiflop is the sound which the "Killer Boobs From Hell" make when they escape from that Russ Meyers movie and come bouncing down the street to attack and destroy you.
Squimley
A smoking hot, curvaceous woman who has a little weight to her while remaining completely doable, being usually more so.
Not quite a hardbody, more of a tasty softbody, with rounded hips, and breasts.
Not quite a hardbody, more of a tasty softbody, with rounded hips, and breasts.
Kate winslet sometimes
Scarlett Johansson in Match Point
Dan: Saw match Point last night, man did that suck. Even the title was based around the faulty premise that in a game of tennis it can come down to a single point which could throw the game either way. Has Woody Allen even heard of deuce and advantage?
Joe: You raise a valid point, but Johansson is totally squimley in that flick.
Scarlett Johansson in Match Point
Dan: Saw match Point last night, man did that suck. Even the title was based around the faulty premise that in a game of tennis it can come down to a single point which could throw the game either way. Has Woody Allen even heard of deuce and advantage?
Joe: You raise a valid point, but Johansson is totally squimley in that flick.
Squimley by Funktown Massacre January 19, 2009
squffle
When you grab-hug and cuddle-rub a person or animal in an endearing but dominating way, leaving any hair or feathers in a right old mess.
A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"
Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled
A cross between "squeze" and "ruffle"
Variations:
squffles
squffleing
squffled
"Look at that squirrel! I would love to squffle him up"
"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*
"Your dog is being naughty again, must be time to squffle him up" *squffles him up*
squiffle
To leave less than a full portion of something in a misguided effort to be polite.
Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
Sometimes this is an attempt to avoid guilt for consuming the last portion. Most commonly used in reference to food, but can be used with supplies and materials.
"My sister squiffled the cookies."
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
(She left just one in the package, rather than simply finishing the package.)
squiffle by Brian Sago July 8, 2004