squiffer

1 - The inner lining of the smooth thin layer of skin inside the anus.

2 - The anus of any mammal.

MY OH MY that dick went up my squiffer like a finger through warm butter.

by Erectism November 9, 2007

squiffer

Squiffer - A happy young child. A child who is grumpy is said not to be feeling very Squiffy

Parent - "Morning Squiffer ! How Squiffy are you feeling today"

Child - "Quite Squiffy thankyou..."

by Ian Murray June 19, 2008

squiffer

that which makes one squiffy or slightly intoxicated

Dude, pass the squiffer - and the Doritos.

by zldj November 18, 2006