squid hat 

a condom, sheath, tally-whacker wrapper, something you should use.

girl: my vagina itches...
friend: did your boyfriend forget to use a squid hat?!?!??

squid hat by anonymooosen February 17, 2008

National Wear A Squid Hat Day

On May 8th you could wear a squid hat to maybe get some laughs or maybe get some strange looks but it's all just for fun.

Dude 1: *Wearing a squid hat*
Dude 2: Why are you wearing a squid hat?
Dude 1: Because of its National Wear A Squid Hat Day
Dude 2: Oh cool *puts a squid hat on* now we are both wearing squid hats

National Wear A Squid Hat Day by ExoticHats May 8, 2020

green hat squad

A squad of gay chinese hill billy cunts that have sketchy names, wear green hats and gang up to anal rape male children/adults.

Mr. Willams : hey sonny boy.

Little johnny : Help
Mr. Willams : *whisles*
* green hat squad comes out bushes, trees and garbage cans*
Little johnny: HELP!!!

green hat squad by Green hat squad May 16, 2016

squidhatlover1 

Super hot man that currently has 714 followers on tiktok.

"ur super hot squidhatlover1 be my bf."

squidhatlover1 by froghatlover1<3 June 12, 2021