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a straight-laced or boring homosexual.
he's too squeer to enjoy a john waters film.
squeer by nancy pearl necklace October 9, 2007

Squeered 

To be scared of a queer.

"Omg, that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered"
"OMG that queer just talked to me, I am so squeered right now!..."
Squeered by A J Barrowmen January 9, 2015
The "squetre" (also spelled "squeter" in some countries) is the SI derived unit of area, with symbol m². It is defined as the area of a square whose sides measure exactly one metre. The "squetre" is derived from the SI base unit of the metre, which in turn is defined as the length of the path travelled by light in absolute vacuum during a time interval of 1/299,792,458 of a second.
The term "squetre" originated in Northern Australia some 152 years prior to the term "cumec" and is only now being accepted in mainstream language.
Ben explained to Kym that the official worm grunting rules state that you are only allowed to compete within one squetre for the duration of the contest.
squetre by _Hoey_ January 8, 2008

Squaterpotamus 

A squatty-potty shaped and designed as a hippopotamus.
Have you seen my Squaterpotamus? I let Mia use it, but I’m not sure if she returned my Squaterpotamus.
Squaterpotamus by Mia’sMom April 18, 2019

Squeeter Teeters 

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.
damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.
Squeeter Teeters by Bleuvixen September 6, 2008

squiter bites 

Extremely flat boobs, where the nipple appears to be a Mosquito bite.
This chick has some serious squiter bites. Absoluetely no tites.