Squeecher Muffin 

A very loud female kidney stone or a solid yeast infection.

The doctor frowned when my squeecher muffin fell out.

Squeecher Muffin by Squeecher February 12, 2014

Squatcher 

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009

Hog Squeezer 

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

Hog Squeezer by mcphersonmike June 29, 2020

Squeech 

A synonym for ejaculation. Fun to say.

Bro, did you just squeech on my balls?!

Squeech by Hammer of Jesus February 12, 2020

bread squeezer 

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

bread squeezer by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

Squeeker 

A person who has yet to meet the age of puberty and compensates for their lack of adult hood or skill in the game by the butchering of the English language with their high voices by stringing together profanity after profanity. commonly found playing any online game with voice chat such as Halo.

Masterspaz: God.. that person was annoying

Blastzilla: Squeekers,not much you can do except muting them

Squeeker by Seph MacLeod October 7, 2008

smeecher

Usually a teenager who plays video games, but has body odor consistently.

“Dude this kid Smeecher is trying so hard”

smeecher by Rogersmith1000 April 14, 2020