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1. One who does not live up to a commitment.

2. A person who breaks the terms of an agreement or contract
1. That asshole told me that he was going to be here at 7:30 and he hasn't shown, what a squelcher.

2. I had the deal all set up, but then that dude bailed out and didn't want to pay, because he's a total squelcher.
by NacoTaco February 01, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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One who walks along the beach sucking the farts out of dead seagulls
look at that squelcher
by skwelcher March 06, 2009
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Donkey Punch Plush

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A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.
Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"
by Jibbery March 30, 2006
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Donkey Punch Plush

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another name for punk or schoundrel;commonly used by bullies.
Bully:Hey u little squelcher!
Kid:What do u want?
by James Grimmer November 20, 2003
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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