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Severly Anal Retentive, so tight you cannot deficate, single minded stupidity, uptight, tied up in knots, all resulting in the effected individual, group or organization becoming full of feces. Squenched, to squench, a squencher.

1.The bass guitar player is such a aquencher about being the perfect musician that he's not able fit in with the band.
2. Bill was voted most likely to have a stick up his ass by the employees that he was a major squencher to.

squencher by J. wolfy November 8, 2008

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heart squencher

When you stick your fist so far up a homo dude's ass that the best of his heart give your dick nice big veins.

Don't tell anybody about that heart squencher I gave you last night

heart squencher by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

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Squinched

According to Solar Opposites S01E01 according to Urban Dictionary to have been squinched means to have been cut loose

OMG Vanbo we've been squinched!

Squinched by Inzaen April 4, 2021

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Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009

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stencherello

A stinky spanish child or a child who smells whilst in spain

whats thats smell? Look its Stencherello, the Spanish stench

stencherello by maddie milkshake April 2, 2010

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squelcher

1. One who does not live up to a commitment.

2. A person who breaks the terms of an agreement or contract

1. That asshole told me that he was going to be here at 7:30 and he hasn't shown, what a squelcher.

2. I had the deal all set up, but then that dude bailed out and didn't want to pay, because he's a total squelcher.

squelcher by NacoTaco February 1, 2005

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The Squincher Squeeze

When two dudes are engaged in anal drilling and then the catcher smashes a bag of sour patch kids causing him to 'squinch' his anus so tight that it severs the pitchers penis.

Pitcher:You like that twink!!??
Catcher:YES!!!Ram me harder bitch! Ram me harder you filthy cunt! Shove those sour patch kids in my mouth you dirty whore!!! I'm getting ready to give you THE SQUINCHER SQUEEZE!!!
Pitcher: WAIT!!! OOOOOHHH! AAAHHHH! AAAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!! MY PEE PEE!!! MY PEE PEE!!! IT'S GONE YOU FUCKING SWISH!!! YOUR ANUS ATE MY FUCKING DICK!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!!

The Squincher Squeeze by Chunkyblue June 29, 2022

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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