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when a woman grebs a penis tightly till the helmet throbs
the missus gave me a good squeezer last night on the job.......right on the vinegar strokes too!!
by ginger April 10, 2003
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A tight aggressive poker player. Plays conservatively but aggressive. Is known to trap with big hands.
The Squeezer trapped the donkey for all his chips sending him to the rail.
by Go Speed Go! December 22, 2009
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A handjob that involves a tight grip of the shaft.
People are starting to recognize me. A stripper offered me a squeezer last night dude.... a WHITE stripper!
by WesLeFevre July 17, 2009
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A hand job. When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man's penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.
"I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience." Frank - 30 Rock
by Pericot February 04, 2012
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Wanker, usaully applied in a non-literal manner.
Steve-"Robert is giving me the shits. He borrowed $20 and said he can't pay it back, but he just bought a new car, he is a trainee and tells me how to do my job and he only talks about how hot his misses is and she's a dog!"
Greg- "what a squeezer"
by Stevwoodius Bogan 2 April 05, 2009
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"did you see the squeezers on her?!"
by bampop May 02, 2008
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It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.
Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.
by happyjoe1 March 08, 2011
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