2 definitions by mcphersonmike

Hog Squeezer

A male who masturbates to a female streamer on Twitch. Even if the content is decidedly non-sexual.

The hog squeezer in chat said, "I'm squeezing my hog to this. Gonna keep doing it even if you ban me."

by mcphersonmike June 30, 2020

McPherson STRUT

Basically u get her to blow you, and as she does you walk around the house as her body is dragged between your legs

I gave Sally a McPherson Strut as I played Wii Sports.

by mcphersonmike November 26, 2009