squeeler 

A woman who makes an especially loud and high pitched noise when she orgasms.

I never expected her to be a squeeler, she just went crazy.

squeeler by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

squeeler 

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

squeeler by jankooo December 13, 2010

squeeler 

An annoying child, with lungs of a banshee whom uses microphone playing video games generally such titles like Call of Duty, Battlefield and World of Warcraft. They usually make all gaming experience annoying and irritating for anyone else in the same server as them. No one knows how many actually exist in the world, but they are usually a filthy mouthed atrocity with no understanding of the english language or the game they are playing.

Voice 1: "And another headshot!"
Squeeler: "AHHHHH!!!! You were hacking, you have had to be hacking, I'm the best, you can't kill me, Hacker, Hacker, Hacker!!!

squeeler by Dead_Man December 13, 2012

squeeler 

A young lady, who let's out a freekishly load sqwolk at the biggining of her laugh! This is only paralleled, by the grunting that ensues. She can easilly be mistaken for your average dizzy blond, (especially after a few shandy's). But do not be fooled, as she has special powers, including hand bag collecting, and talking in toungues. If you are still unsure as to whether you have a squeeler on your hand's. Then simply wait a while, for either a huwbert farnsworth to arive, or the squeeler to let rip with her obligitory catch-phrase of "OHH LUKE NOOOO"

What the f**k was that?
No worries it's just the squeeler!

squeeler by Master Pettifor October 26, 2004

Squeeler 

Hot dog wrapped in uncooked bacon and grilled on a barbeque. A toothpick placed through the bacon and hot dog at both ends secures the bacon to the dog. Once the dog and bacon are cooked thoroughly the toothpicks are removed. The dog is then place in a bun with the appropriate fixins. Dig in!

"Move those steaks and let me introduce you to the culinary perfection known as squeelers."

Squeeler by i got 33! September 7, 2009

Crispy Squeeler 

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

Crispy Squeeler by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

Pig Squeeler 

The sounds of an deaf female having intercourse.

Damn bro, this chick from the deaf academy was total "pig squeeler".

Pig Squeeler by Pigpimpinsqueeler June 21, 2019