a square-shaped figure with skinny arms and legs whom finds his pride and joy at the krusty krab: also known as a sponge
wow...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS makes some mightly fine krabby pattys!
by tulip March 16, 2003
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A good show about a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and is very happy, Loves his work, Has a best friend known as starfish patrick who has an IQ of 7 WTF?, and Cannot drive (Unless Blindfolded). (Riku Much)

He crys when he gets fired, He loves his job and never gets bored of it, Like Mariko from elfen lied because she liked killing almost everyone!
Spongebob Squarepants Mariko Elfen Lied
by BetterSkatez May 20, 2013
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absorbing, yellow, squared, and porous. Extremly funny. He lives in bikini bottom in a pineapple under the sae together with his pet snail Gary. He isnt very bright, but together with his best friend patrick he actually seems pretty clever. He works for mr krabs by making krabby patty burgers. His neighbour work compadre squidward hates spongebob. plankton and sandy also lives in bikini bottom.

I have a bed linnen with patrick and spongebob! i also have a t shirt and 4 plastic figures of patrick, mr krabs, suidward, and spongebob himself:).. and the ps2 game offcourse..

The guys who doesnt like this show is totally clogged and doesnt have a sence of humor at all...go screw urself..
spongebob: wanna go jelly fishing patrick?
Patrick: uh, no i cant, im planning to eat a patty burger today.
Spongebob: aaw barnacles!
by wizkey January 11, 2005
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A show on Nickolodeon about a chipper sea sponge who lives in bikinni bottom. he has friends who help him cause havoc and chaos.
Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star are best friends!
by Stephaniexoxo16 March 22, 2009
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One of the greatest shows on Nickelodeon. Spongebob is NOT a homosexual. It was clearly stated by his creator that he's not. So if you say he is, then either you're gay or in the closet. Fag.
Spongebob Squarepants is NOT gay.
by Sanji's girlfriend July 31, 2006
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His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').
``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*
by Victor Van Styn July 25, 2005
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