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1) Sea sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
2) A surprisingly funny cartoon on Nick, in the spirit of Ren and Stimpy minus all the gross-out humor.
I was sure Spongebob would be another sub-Rugrats moronfest, but it actually is quite clever, appealing to kids and adults alike. Good stuff, believe it or not.
by r00fles April 24, 2003
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A naive little yellow sponge who lives in a pineapple, loves to work and whose best friend is a braincell-deprived starfish named Patrick.
Cartoons are my religion and Spongebob is my priest.
by KrabbyPatty June 06, 2005
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A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.
Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....
by sarah February 26, 2005
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a cool square dude that lives in bikini bottom
by spongebob squarepants March 04, 2003
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SpongeBob SquarePants is an addorable, loveable, huggable, effeminate, and absorbant, yellow sponge (who lives in a pineapple under the sea....)! Some argue that SpongeBob is idiotic.....well, it CAN be kind of a dumb show at times, but that's part of what makes SpongeBob so incredibly awesome. Squidward is probably my favorite character on the show.....he's so delightfully cynical! What's also great about SpongeBob is that people of all ages can find humor in it. Even though most all other shows on Nick are stupid (Invander Zim was good though....and Fairly OddParents has its moments), SpongeBob is a rather good little show.
SpongeBob & Squidward on Krabby Patties:
SpongeBob:...krabby patties are good for you!
Squidward: Good for you?! Please, those things are a heart attack on a bun!
SpongeBob: No, i meant...they're good for your soul *heavenly music plays; Spongebob is shown standing on a cloud with wings and a halo*!
Squidward: Please! I have no soul *evil laughing is heard; Squidward is shown with fire, stalactites and stalagmites behind him*!
~note: i appologize to everyone if i accidentally messed up that quoted conversation in anyway...which i probably did~
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An idiotic, yet entertaining show on Nick.
Spongebob Squarepants is nothing without Patrick Starr!
by Leah Gibson March 25, 2003
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immature, yet extremely funny cartoon, with an age range of about 4-70.
ME: hey, my 18 year old friends, let's watch spongebob Friends: Ok then
by JimmyK September 12, 2003
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