I told my 18-year old conservative son not to go whale watching in Puerto Vallarta because I fear that whale could eat him for posting something on Twitter stating "Facts don't care about your feelings".
by BetterSkatez January 25, 2021
Get the Whalemug. Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.
by BetterSkatez January 22, 2021
Get the Penis Baseballmug. by BetterSkatez April 06, 2022
Get the Mask Duncemug. by BetterSkatez February 02, 2022
Get the Penis Video Game Nerdmug. by BetterSkatez October 27, 2020
Get the Noommug. Being Right Too Early
by BetterSkatez July 09, 2022
Get the Crazymug. A good show about a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and is very happy, Loves his work, Has a best friend known as starfish patrick who has an IQ of 7 WTF?, and Cannot drive (Unless Blindfolded). (Riku Much)
He crys when he gets fired, He loves his job and never gets bored of it, Like Mariko from elfen lied because she liked killing almost everyone!
He crys when he gets fired, He loves his job and never gets bored of it, Like Mariko from elfen lied because she liked killing almost everyone!
by BetterSkatez May 19, 2013
Get the Spongebob Squarepantsmug.