Duolingo

A cognitive trap disguised as a language learning service to keep people addicted until they lose the ability to speak their native language leaving them with no cognition.
Duolingo should've called itself Antilinguo. My friend lost his ability to communicate after using Duolingo and knows absolutely nothing for the rest of his life. We had to Euthanize him because there were no solutions.
by BetterSkatez July 01, 2025
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Noom

The Noom, also known as the Antimoon is the satanic derivative of Earth's natural satellite.
Satanic Demons in Silicon Valley seem to be storing something on the Noom
by BetterSkatez October 27, 2020
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Penis Video Game Nerd

During the angry reviewing era came a Penis Video Game Nerd, then more end up existing.
by BetterSkatez February 02, 2022
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Google+

Google+ is bad, the new comment system requires a Google+ account to be linked to your Youtube channel, comments don't appear chronologically and is completely disorganized and would confuse to person as they try to find their desired comment, even worse is the spam that bombarded the comment sections, people would create accounts to disguise themselves as Hitler, Jesus, Obama, etc. and now that ascii art is allowed, many of the people would spam swastika's and dicks all over the comment sections, many of them is about bob building an army that is against Google+, even worse is that the new comment system doesn't have a limit for characters, which means that when you click "expand this comment" it is very inconvenient and time consuming to collapse it sometimes, even worse is when you click it, the link directs you to a screamer or a virus making this site appear more dangerous than the Yungas Road, The video "meet the new youtube comments" has more dislikes the likes on the Ratio, and the fact that it claims "Youtube comments just got better" is a lie, The spam and the offensive comments makes it way worse and unsatisfying, the new changes drives many people to delete their Youtube accounts and migrate to Vimeo, The youtube co-founder "Jawed Karim" is also against this update, in his first youtube comment in 8 years, the comment says "why the fuck do I need a Google+ account to comment+".
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by BetterSkatez November 30, 2013
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No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.
Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.
by BetterSkatez November 23, 2020
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Extremist

A person who is suppressed, routinely abused by and are not allowed to defend themselves from the fascist mob(s).
Sophie Scholl is an extremist from questioning the national socialist narrative.
by BetterSkatez December 23, 2021
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Penis Baseball

Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.
Penis Baseball is such a horrible idea that even Jackass didn't pick up the idea.
by BetterSkatez January 22, 2021
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