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An angular style of culottes, popularised by Spongebob Squarepants, a discarded kitchen sponge of ambivalent sexuality.
"Hey hon, do these squarepants make my butt look big? (No petal, it's yo' great fat ass makes your butt look big.)"
by Blort April 09, 2006
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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to have two glocks in your pants, handles facing in, thus looking like square pants, used by ali vegas in his song sponge bob
see that guy over there, hes packin square pants, watch out for him
by colin Williams December 04, 2007
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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