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Sheela na gig 

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!
Sheela na gig by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018
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Squeelizer 

A shriek or yell due to the presence of lizards and iguanas in pool or beach lounging areas.
You're more annoying than the lizard is with your squeels and screeching, don't be a squeelizer, it's harmless!
Squeelizer by Benvenuti March 10, 2019
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smeel mainly 

How you read the words "smell manly" when you're Rocky Balboa.
"In the mornin' I splash it on, an' it makes me smeel mainly."
smeel mainly by el poop July 11, 2017
adj. underhandedly or manipulatively secretive. see: weasly and sneaky
Oh Biggie you is so Sneely!!!
sneely by dj sexz January 7, 2009

seeldarb 

1. Lint or fuzz that gets trapped in the hair around one's asshole.

2. Also Bradlees, a defunct department store, spelled backwards.
"I spent the afternoon picking out my seeldarb."
seeldarb by chriscalhoun March 4, 2009
Billy said he was too tired for leg day, so I told him to sqeep. All the benefits of squatting while gaining that much-needed rest!

Bro, I sqept so hard last night. My legs are pulsing, and I had the strangest dream.
Sqeep by Funkypowah September 22, 2016

Seeley Booth 

Seeley booth is a amazingly charming FBI agent from the hit tv show, Bones. He wears a COCKey belt buckle everyday and is an amazing piece of work. He also has a son that he had with his ex-wife, his son's name is parker. SEXY