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Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010
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spudmonkey

a total goofball not constrained by your typical sense of reality and social norms.

One who would rather discuss farting noises than discuss anything remotely serious.
One who does not take life literally, or all that seriously.
The party really livened up once the spudmonkey arrived.
I could not get a straight answer, for all I tried, I swear that spudmonkey lied.
spudmonkey by growmoreweed May 12, 2014

Spedmonkey

A complete and total dork or someone who acts like a dork; applies to smart people who have momentary brain farts, or "blonde moments", if you will. Derived in part from the word sped, meaning Special Ed, which can be offensive to some, but shouldn't be because we aren't really busting on the handicapped. We're busting on the "normal" people.
"OMG I totally forgot to do my essay! I'm SUCH a spedmonkey!"

"You spedmonkey... you left your keys in the door again!"
Spedmonkey by speds_r_us February 6, 2010

SkudMonkey 

SEXY man beast who his very l33t
SkudMonkey by Stevo June 11, 2006

spudmunkey 

Of or pertaining to the webcomic , Spudmunkey.com

Founded in 2001, Spudmunkey is about the journey of a trio of friends through the adventures of daily life.

There is also sub stories regarding condiments.
Everyone knows that "Everyone loves Ketchup," at least Spudmunkey says so.
spudmunkey by Monkeyb0y April 14, 2011

spumonkey 

After eating pineapple I had the sweetest spumonkey
spumonkey by Old JL April 19, 2018