To launch
Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?

Billy: That's my chack-twackler.

Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?

Billy: A penis.

Johnny: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards September 11, 2009
A spork is the most awesome eating utensil known to man. It is the combination of a spoon and a fork and should be used to eat corn. Because corn is equally awesome.
Paco used his spork to scoop the corn on his plate and then to stab the last few delicious pieces.
by Sporkey McAwesome March 20, 2008
Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
It's a Fork AND a Spoon
Best idea EVER thought up by man
Verb Form : to be sporked
Taken from the NOUN sporkmeaning a hybrid fork and spoon. The verb form is used in the past tense to indicate a moment of complete indecision. A spork is the ultimate example of indecisiveness.
I asked him to make a reservation for the hotel, but he was so sporked about were to stay that I had to do it myself.

She was sporked about which car to buy. So she didn't buy anything.
by TonyD March 16, 2005
a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about
Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??

Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.

Ernest: shut the fuck up.
by ignatiusreilly May 16, 2009
I-- a utensil used for eating// part spoon and part fork
II-- a dorky nickname for the one you love
III-- a sexual act in which 2 american girls and 1 british boy are involved in
IV-- a feeling of unsettled facts between friends, or a fight
a- "I always use a spork at KFC."
b- "You are spork, and I'm your kfork."
c- "Did you hear about that Alex and those girls? Dude, they sporked!"
d- "What's wrong? I just sporked my friend."
by Samanthaaaa&Cadyyyy March 08, 2008
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