the most useful eating utensil known to mankind as of his date
lets go steal some sporks from toco bell.
by C<{XXX}[:::::::::::::::::::::::::> February 10, 2003
gay spooning (between two or more males)

-ing (The act of spooning except between 2 or more males)
Roy: "Dude I wanna do something fun tonight."

Brian: "Like what?"

Roy: "Wanna try sporking again like last night?"

Brian: "Ok just go easy this time, remember ur my first."
#spork #spoon #sporking #spooning #silverware #sex #god #kinky #anal #your mom #brians mom #rave rings #boner #vagina
by PimpMasta C January 01, 2009
1. A spoon and fork combined, to make the raddest utensil ever.

2. slang, means prep
1. Jeez, I need something that scoops and stabs...
Here! Try a Spork!

2. *prep walks by*
somerandom person: hey you stupid spork!
#spoon #fork #prep #utnesil #rad
by chem*romance February 14, 2006
An ingenious invention comprised of combining a spoon and a fork. Although as innocent as "she" (yes the almight spork is a she) appears to be, the spork possesses immense power and will soon take over the world or replace chop sticks.
Crazy... perhaps, replace chop sticks... oh yeah! You know it's coming.
Jake: Hey rob whatcha got there?
Rob: It's a "spork" dude! What do you think it is? ... OMG!!!
Jake: What is it Rob?
Rob: I just lost my wig!! And my hommmies from China Town burned down my house! Tis horrible!
Jake: Use the spork
Rob: Hehe, that's right join the dark side ... we got cookies
,... *long slience*... and twinkies too *grins widely*
#fork #spok #spork #power #death #life #birds
by Contemplate thou life October 24, 2005
When spooning turns into sex.
I was spooning with your mom last night and we got a little randy and started sporking.
#spoon #spooning #sex #cuddling #fucking
by keeferooni September 25, 2007
A cute nickname for someone.
ie: ikkle spork, my ikkle spork
#spork #sporkman #sporkilicous #sporkk #spoork
by sporkman October 18, 2006
A Cross between a spoon and a fork this is really fun to poke people with. Usually with 3 prongs, but sometimes you lose them when you're poking that annoying bitch that sits behind you. Sometimes used to give pleasure to yourself after the lights go out at night
Im going to spork that bitch into the next millinium.
by God January 22, 2005
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