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split your wig 

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.
Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.
split your wig by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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Split your wig 

To cut someones head open with an axe.
im gonna split yo wig
Split your wig by Jackass January 15, 2004

split your wig 

To really pound a girl in the paints. When a girl grows out hair on her pubic region it looks like a little wig. So if she is lucky, she might get it split.
Girl if you keep acting like that I'm going to take you in the back and "Split your Wig".
split your wig by Ryan Cantu December 25, 2007
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
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Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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