split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

split your wig

To really pound a girl in the paints. When a girl grows out hair on her pubic region it looks like a little wig. So if she is lucky, she might get it split.

Girl if you keep acting like that I'm going to take you in the back and "Split your Wig".

by Ryan Cantu December 25, 2007

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004