19 definitions by Jackass

Fickle Fuck

One who is a fuck that changes his opinion and mind multiple times causing shit to stirr

He is such a fickle fuck! When will he ever settle down?

by Jackass February 6, 2014

Zander

See Chris Booze.

by Jackass May 16, 2003

eggjob

the art of shoving an egg (hard boiled or soft or raw) into ones anus any other orifice (vagina/mouth) to arouse sexual pleasure

I like to wake up every morning with a nice fresh eggjob.

my boyufrend eggjobbed me and now i have salmonella because it was raw.

by Jackass April 17, 2004

Massachusetts

I’m from Massachusetts. Where the roads are horrible. We are only bad drivers to anyone not from Mass. We have the greatest sports teams in the world. Super Bowl Champs and the World series in one year. Bad weather but we wouldn’t change it for the world. The cape is where we all migrate in the summer. We say a lot and use wicked as a noun, verb and adjective. We live off of iced coffee and it’s a meal supplement. No one is better than Massholes

Jack: I’m from Massachusetts

Tim: Oh! My hometown team is way better than yours!

Jack: How many championships do you have again?

by Jackass May 1, 2019

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

by Jackass April 17, 2004

pissed off

antonym for being pissed on.

"At that party, CJ drank so much that he got pissed on, now he's just pissed off."

by Jackass January 5, 2003

Kryptic

21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself

* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.

by Jackass October 15, 2004