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A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
Dick Slanger by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018
splander
the dried toothpaste encrusted foam that forms on clothes and facial features short while after activity of brushing teeth has been carried out.
Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.
Impossible to remove with mear scratching.
Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.
Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.
Extremely dangerous, splander only visualises into white stain minutes after, one may be under the impression that their clothes/face are splander-free, yet by the time they reach the bus stop stains may have materialised, to laughs of fellow classmates.
Impossible to remove with mear scratching.
Possible to pretend to friends it is only Tippex, only sometimes though, friends are wise like that.
Some people can have personal problems with splander, that is cannot brush their teeth without creating it. Usual evolves from a teeth washer who has their mouth open will brushing. Foam forming around buccal cavity drops to clothes, pants, shoes etc.
Lucia; "Gerald, have you just finished brushing your teeth, darling?"
Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"
Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"
Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"
Gerald; "Yeh Mama. How'd you know?"
Lucia; "..Because you have splander all over your batman pyjamas!"
Gerald; "Ohhh darn-diddly -arn-it"
splander by Sharsharshar July 31, 2006
poop slanger
poop slanger by grapen3rd March 2, 2014
spanger
teenagers/young adults (who are perfectly capable of getting jobs) who stand in front of 7-11 and ask people for spare change so they can travel around the country on tour with some crappy jam band
combo of "spare changer"
combo of "spare changer"