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shitcock 

An exclamation, usually used in a humorous fashion. May be substituted for "fuckies, crap, dammit, fuck, motherfucker, etc."
Scholar #1 : What's today?

Scholar #2 : Wednesday.

Scholar #1 : Shitcock, i have Spanish today.
shitcock by Autolyticsociety October 5, 2006

shitcocked 

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.
I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.
shitcocked by chupacabra February 14, 2005

spincock 

An animation of a spinning cock. Spinning cocks are more common than you might think.
See 4chan
/b/-"SPINCOCK" IS PRETTY FUCKING SPINCOCK, JUST FYI
spincock by Jarvy February 9, 2005

john shitcock 

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.
I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.
john shitcock by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

shitcocker 

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.
Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.
shitcocker by farfellseed May 22, 2006

shitcockballs

A word used in place of many other curse word as a random exclamation.
Shitcockballs! I forgot my shit!
shitcockballs by CptJack April 13, 2007