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ass-spirations

ass-spirations — The desire to have marital sexual relations more than twice a week after more than five years of marriage.

At least 50% of the people involved in the marriage will find this to be somewhat unreasonable, while reminding the other 50% of the couple that married people — statistically — have more regular sex than single people.

This is especially in the post-pandemic age of internet dating where many men identify themselves as “Incels” (and Freudian-ly play with guns).

Psychologist call this phenomenon: Too much and not enough. This refers to the propensity of the average married couple to describe the exact same number and types of sexual interactions in completely divergent terms.

Another phenomenon associated with this is the hormonal reversal theme wherein the desire role of the couple reverses only to have the end result be the exact same dynamic — ONLY REVERSED!!!!!!

As the old saying about human nature goes: “When they hand out free $10 dollar bills someone will complain that $50 dollar bills aren’t being freely distributed.”

As for sexual frequency — talk to any single person going through a sexual drought: sex twice a week even if it is a quickie and in only one position is 104 sex acts a year — which actually is a lot; though some would say not enough.

But, we can always still have ass-spirations!!!!!
The longer one is married, the easier it is for a good series binge to thwart marital ass-spirations. Love and Death cost me one of my weekly marital sex acts!!!!!
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Spiralicity 

Spiralicity is a measure of two factors: how tight the spiral of a thrown football is, and how rapid the rotation rate of the football is. When the tightness (lack of wobble) and the speed of the rotation are considered together, the spiralicity of the pass can be gaged.
Michael Vick's passes never were known for their spiralicity, but ever since he got convicted of that dog fighting hog mount I think his passes are even uglier. In a way it doesn't matter because after that I quit watching him play, DTLOI.

face-spirational 

A status on Facebook that is inspirational, like a famous quote. A face-spirational person commonly posts these statuses.
"Rob is "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them," Henry David Thoreau."

"thanks for the face-spiration rob"
"yeah, very face-spirational"
face-spirational by DownInTheSouth December 12, 2009

Sporatic 

Is the combination of spontaneous and irrational actions and judgments. Typically used in reference to crimes of passion, driving, LJ’s, inebriated arguments and generally messing things up.
Teezy: "Damn Sean that was some sporatic shit"

Pib: "woah"

Teezy: "Now we gotta dip before the cops get here"
Sporatic by Grimm231 January 19, 2009

spiration 

combined with another word infront of it meaning one of your many inspirations.
"OMG, Misha Barton is my thin-spiration."
"Rachel Ray is my food-spiration."
spiration by jham October 30, 2007

Sparatic 

Acting weirdly around your friends but you're low key being yourself so you give no fucks.
"Yo man Albert is acting so Sparatic"
"It's cool dawg he's just doing his thing"
Sparatic by KiloWalt May 26, 2018

Speratic 

This word can have many meanings.

1) Very excited; great temptation , and ready for anything.
2) Crazy and ridiculous.
3) In Love.
4) And an adverb for acting like a fucking lunatic.

This word can be used to describe lots of situations and events. and people.
1) Chris was acting speratic at the party last night, because he took 9 X pills.

2)Did you hear about what jill did this weekend? She was acting so speratic, like a crazy whore.

3)Look over there john, i think its adorable how chris and chyanne are so speratic over eachother.

4)Billy found out how speratic monkeys can be when he broke into the zoo and tried to fuck one.
Speratic by fmaol February 1, 2010