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Refers to a "LiveJournal". An online journal, at LiveJournal, the website.
"Did you see my latest LJ post?"
by Felicia January 31, 2003
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Live-journal, (www.livejournal.com) also referred to as elljay
-Am addictive blogging community.
also see... xanga greatest journal dead journal and myspace
I update my lj daily.
by dontlietome. May 14, 2005
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i write in my lj everyday.

she has some interesting pictures on her lj.
by taylor March 20, 2003
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A Look Job. To eye fuck someone. Your main goal of the night is to get as many LJs as possible. You can also give and get sloppy second LJ's, and Long and hard LJ's.
Doug: Dude I got a mad LJ from that girl in the white at the bar.
Ian: I got the same LJ! That slut.
by Gladys Smalls March 27, 2010
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A Lick Job

Similar to a blow job, but instead of the penis being sucked on or blown, it is just simply licked.
Last night, Karissa and I got dirty. She gave me an LJ all night, then we got to the blow job
by bombsh3lll January 29, 2011
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Lick-it-clean Job. It's a technique used after a handjob (or a blowjob that did not end well) where cleaning is performed using the tongue to a level of cleanliness where you can put your pants back on without the need of any additional cleaning.
Her: "Oopps, I dropped some, sorry!"
Him: "Don't worry, I was in the mood for a LJ anyway!"
by $.daddy October 01, 2009
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"Lick Job" the female equivalent of a "BJ"
Melanie asked for an LJ. When I asked her what it was she just pushed my head down and said "start lickin!" Haha
by KOBizzlee June 04, 2013
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