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Super-man's REAL identity.
"isn't it Clark Kent?"
"PFFT no it's Barton!"
by walter-norb May 27, 2009

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Cheap ass vodka thatll get ya fucked up for a low fee.
Yo Nick lets go down to Regis, pick up some bartons, and get maryann and other freshmen drunk and FUCk!
by Peterthefrog April 23, 2006

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1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.
"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"

"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"
by 13243546tadpole March 11, 2013

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A cheap vodka often used in well drinks or used to get poor underaged undergrads drunk.
We were so broke that the three of us pooled together $11 to get a 1.75 handle of Bartons
by Saf the Gaf May 30, 2006

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Hottest ass bitch of the 21st century!
There is Barton
by Bartiboi March 25, 2016

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1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence
You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!
by Shidoshi June 01, 2010

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(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.

(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!

(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."
(1) /Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....

/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?

(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!

/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!
by jarDawg1989 November 10, 2011

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