Sprystache

A Sprystache is small and pathetic mustache belonging to a citizen of Spryfield, Nova Scotia. It is similar to the crustache in that it is usually thin, made partially of ingrown hairs, and related directly to the hereditary traits of white trash. The main difference is that any race may possess one, as it is a biological affliction that arises from exposure to electromagnetic fields existing uniquely in Spryfield. For most Haligonians outside of Spryfield, a Sprystache is considered a mark of shame, but in Spryfield it may be thought of as an honor, as it signifies the citizen as coming into manhood

Wade had a fine sprystache as he groomed it every day

Sprystache by Michael Byrnison October 22, 2007

spic stache 

A thin mustache that many mexicans have.
(some times peach fuzz)

Yo nigga you growing a spic stache.

Look at that mexican with the spic stache.

spic stache by bu April 2, 2005

spictacle

a pompous Mexican person; one who must always draw attention to oneself, usually by means of bling, flashy cars loaded with chrome, loud music and general tackiness.

Alejandro made a real spictacle of himself pulling up to Popeye's in his purple Escalade with 22" chrome rims and 40" woofers.

spictacle by Crazsian November 16, 2010

spic-stache 

What grows on your upper lip when you can't grow a real mustache. (Usually found on hispanic kids and high school freshman.)

I made my mom go out and get me a Mach 3 Turbo so I could shave off my sweet spic-stache.

spic-stache by resto776 September 1, 2009

skinstache 

This is what occurs when a woman has been tanning in the sun or with sunless tanner, and has her upper-lip waxed. Waxing removes the top 3 layers of skin, therefore removing the tan and leaving a white "skinstache".

"Oh dear, I shouldn't have gone tanning and then have the salon wax my mustache! Now I have a skinstache."

skinstache by Deanna03801 February 25, 2009

shitstache 

A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.

ewww he really should shave that shitstache

shitstache by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006

shitstache 

When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.

Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."

Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"

shitstache by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006