deviated septum 

Disorder of the nose involving displacement of the nasal septum. A condition in which the cartilage that divide the nasal cavity in half is off center or crooked!

My aunt has a deviated septum

deviated septum by emily mcmanus September 13, 2013

anal sputum 

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

anal sputum by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013

Spewtum 

The amalgam of semen, otherwise known as spew, and retcum juice, otherwise known as booty juice, created from highly pleasurable and orgasmic anal sex.

Roger drilled his girlfriend's ass and post orgasm, enjoyed watching the outward flow of spewtum.

Spewtum by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

septum funk 

The rank smell that comes from a septum piercing that most people with a septum ring have experienced at one time or another. The smell differs amongst the individual. However, a common description for the scent is "roadkill and ass". It comes from the mixture of dead skin cells, nose-goo, and the fact that it's the inside of your nose with a new hole in it.

It can usually be solved with simple cleaning tactics.

I thought the gargabe needed to be taken out, but it was just a severe case of septum funk.

septum funk by hell's bells June 27, 2007

septum 

The small area of cartilage between your nostrils. Very popular piercing area. However, caution should be exercised with this piercing, and should not be done if you have a deviated septum.

"I now look like a bull with my huge septum ring!"

septum by invictus February 19, 2004

septum piercing 

A piercing (usually performed with a ball closure ring or horseshoe ring) that goes through the thin piece of skin in front of the cartilagenous division of the nasal septum (between the nostrils)

That person has a septum piercing, i can see the ring

septum piercing by xxnicoleangelxx December 28, 2008

sputum 

to cough up a spicy load of bukaki spue jiz

Kyle is suffering from sputum overload

sputum by Kyle January 7, 2005