to cough up a spicy load of bukaki spue jiz
Kyle is suffering from sputum overload
by Kyle January 7, 2005
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To spray sputum and snot when clearing your respiratory system and infect others. With coronavirus for example.
Cover your effing mouth when you sputumize to avoid covering your screen and keyboard with airbone mucus.
by oldcodgerette March 16, 2020
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The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice
You should see the anal sputum that came out of me
by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013
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Mother, this soup tastes worse than Daddy's wang sputum
by Thrice Goatly December 8, 2009
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A Reference from the tv comedy Red Dwarf. Translates into rectum mucus.
Man1- Why did u post my photo on snapchat you waste of rectal sputum?
Man2- Because I'm an twat.
by Joe repooc June 10, 2017
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