2 definitions by 3 Finger Willie

Backseat investor

Someone who is a passive investor, who can keep their mouth shut

Here you go again can’t keep your mouth shut your backseat investor

by 3 Finger Willie August 31, 2023

anal sputum

The repulsive liquid that looks like sheets of paper but is actually partially solid feces in the toilet when you have diarrhea and it floats on top of the water and smells like dead mice

You should see the anal sputum that came out of me

by 3 Finger Willie October 31, 2013