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Spermtastic 

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.
Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!
Spermtastic by G-RED October 29, 2006

spermtastic 

if you masterbate and finish fast and if you’re fantastic then you’re spermtastic!
ms. cummings is so spermtastic!
spermtastic by x7cheshire7x February 12, 2023

Spermashake

1. Spermashake (n) Similar to male semen. Of a white creamy or liquid consistency.

2. Spermashake (a) Releasing sperm or spermashake during coitus.
"Man, I have enough spermashake to go another five rounds with this chicky babe."

"Hey Jack"! 'Yeah dude"? "I just spermashaked all over the face and tits of this broad"!

Spermasaurus Rex 

When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.
"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"

"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"

Spermasaurus

Keita was a right spermasaurus this weekend.
Spermasaurus by Cummlittlewank April 6, 2022