15 definitions by G-RED

Mini Chubby

When your penis is partially erect, like when you see a hot piece of ass on the beach, and get a mini chubby.

Yo the ass on that bitch was so hot, I'm starting to get a mini chubby.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Lard Smuggler

A person who is overweight and wears clothes to try and cover up their fatness. ie. A fat not obease woman who shows off her big tits but trys to cover up her spare tire and chunky ass.

Martha has a big rack but tries to cover up the rest of her fatness, she is such a lard smuggler.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Poons Poon

Referring to the female love hole or Vagina.

I want to hit that poons poon.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Yourno

Your + Porno "Yourno" When your fucking and filming it at the same time. You must be holding the camera while having intercourse, either in the vagina or ass.

Wanna check out my yourno? I shot it last night when I was nailing yo momma, bitch.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Polly

Like Polly Pocket: ie. someone who is small but not a midget or dwarf but petite. A girl who is 5 feet tall or shorter, and is a size 0.

Amanda is a petite girl, like Polly Pocket.

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Spermtastic

A hot bitch that is so hot she is worth jizzing on.

Tonya is so hot she is spermtastic!

by G-RED October 29, 2006

Butt Fuck

When an already lit cigarette is used to light another while they are in each person's mouth.

I don't have anymore matches.

That's ok, I'll butt fuck your cigarette and light mine.

by G-RED October 29, 2006