Screamy little sperm spawns

A baby

Joe's screamy little sperm spawns won't stop running around.

Screamy little sperm spawns by AlTheSeal February 18, 2020

sperm spasm 

when a whore sticks her tongue into the male anus and tickles the prostrate.

omg! kira just told me she likes to eat ass, she's such a sperm spasm.

sperm spasm by spyncter_pinch February 6, 2010

spam or sperm 

Describes da useless content of most of da junk e-mail messages dat land in yer inbox --- i.e., they're either worthless meaningless crap, or sexually-explicit garbage dat you have no interest in.

It was a total waste of time to even check my e-mail inbox today... everything there was either spam or sperm!

spam or sperm by QuacksO October 31, 2018

spermspawn 

A man's child, male or female, that is without a doubt his

My spermspawn has finally graduated from high school.

spermspawn by DirtyOldWordsmith November 1, 2022

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

sparm 

unsolicited and unwanted sperm; sperm which is simply a nuisance; unwanted pornography

My sex life seems to be bedevilled with sparm these days. or, My computer is increasingly cluttered up with sparm.

sparm by philologue August 25, 2011

sparm 

To be the most disgusted you have ever been , and in some cases you will ever be.

after i pulled the trigger the only word in my head was SPARM! SPARM! SPARM! over and over because i had gone insane.

sparm by Bunnywith May 10, 2007