20 definitions by philologue

Top Definition
a male addicted to indiscriminate heterosexual acts
That vulva vulture has screwed every whore in Utah and is now laying siege to Sister Josephine!
by philologue October 05, 2011
sexual metaphor
You'll find an extended clitophor on page twenty-seven
by philologue August 23, 2011
Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.
We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.
by philologue October 05, 2011
one who has an intense aversion to the external female genitalia, or simply to their appearance
I love fucking Julie but her cunt's so ugly - I suppose I'm in the classic vulvophobe's dilemma.
by philologue October 05, 2011
The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman
By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.
by philologue August 17, 2011
Attractive older lady fond of outdoor pursuits
I often see that gorgeous windmilf up on the downs walking her dog
by philologue August 12, 2011
milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable
I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.
by philologue August 11, 2011

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