Skip to main content

sperm bandit 

A female who chooses to have a child with no father involved by means of one night stands, brief relationships et al.

She chooses her victim carefully, he must be intelligent and attractive. And then when the 'timing is right' bed him and utilise his sperm.

Even if protection is used she will find means of transfering the little swimmers from the rubber to her vag before they die out.
She had that kid to some random guy, she's a sperm bandit.
sperm bandit by eClaire May 6, 2006
sperm bandit mug front
Get the sperm bandit mug.
See more merch

Sperm Bandit 

A guy who sperms in random places and doesn't clean up the mess or tell anyone he came there.
Dude eric had sex with that girl in your basement 2 weeks ago and didn't do anything about it. What? he's a sperm bandit!
Sperm Bandit by poopshooter33 January 31, 2010