1. The process by which a whole group of people all begin to spazz out (freak out), due to one or two members of the group initially spazzing out a bit.
2. The process by which a normal person becomes a bit of a spazz (clumsy / idiot / douchebag), due to only ever hanging out with other spazzy people for extended periods of time.
1. "The team meeting descended into angry chaos by spazzmosis when HR explained the bonuses".
2. "Seriously; if you move in with those douchebags you run the risk of becoming a spazzmosis victim".
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.