spazzmosis

1. The process by which a whole group of people all begin to spazz out (freak out), due to one or two members of the group initially spazzing out a bit.

2. The process by which a normal person becomes a bit of a spazz (clumsy / idiot / douchebag), due to only ever hanging out with other spazzy people for extended periods of time.

1. "The team meeting descended into angry chaos by spazzmosis when HR explained the bonuses".

2. "Seriously; if you move in with those douchebags you run the risk of becoming a spazzmosis victim".

spazzmosis by ubik404 August 1, 2013

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spasmosis

An infection, passed between people, electrical devices and animals in which it retards the host. Origin of the disease has been traced to Rory Gormley

Hey gormley you just gave my computer spasmosis

spasmosis by Brockenator Turbo April 15, 2010

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spazmosis

A condition inadvertently acquired by prolonged association with a clumsy/spastic person.

I am afraid to hang out with that clumsy guy, Sam, due to the probable occurrence of spazmosis.

spazmosis by SpazOne November 22, 2011

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spazzmoid

A word that Callum's corner uses that tic tac and also another word for a spazztic

Oi jimmy mate your a right spazzmoid

spazzmoid by legeet dude 4 life January 22, 2017

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Spazmosis

The process of losing brain cells when around stupid people. Similar to osmosis, the way plants absorb light, people can absorb stupidity. Stupidity being contagious. You CAN catch stupid.

I'm suffering the effects of spazmosis being around these idiots. Yes, you can catch stupid.

Spazmosis by RonTheBaptist August 27, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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