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spatulate 

"He jumped from so high up, we had to spatulate his brains off the tops of his shoes"
spatulate by call.me.razzamatazz October 31, 2008

Spatulized 

To be attacked by some form of culinary or kitchen utensil without a blade or sharpness of some sort.

The word originates from a spare of the moment tounge waggle and this fantastic word spilled out.
Oliver: "You're ugly."

Joshua: "Shut up or I'll spatulize you!"

or

Elisabeth: "That dude just spatulized me. I hate him"
Spatulized by WittyBanter. August 9, 2009

spatulate 

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula
Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!
spatulate by Jasper June 8, 2004

spatulate 

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula
If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.
spatulate by mellowyello June 11, 2003

Spatulation 

To mass debate with 1 or more spatulas.
I can spatualt 5 times an hour.
Spatulation by Jeff June 12, 2003

Spatulate 

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.
Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.
Spatulate by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010